bisypha:

1. Facebook – see pictures of the straightest people you knew in high school
2. Goodreads – leave a searing 1-star review for your least favorite author
3. Jstor – log in through your library for a wild time

c3po:

rcktpwr:

kitfisto:

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

griffys:

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

turing-tested:

*kidz bop voice* fingers in his ears, fingers in his ears, kanye west he likes fingers in his ears