tealesbian:

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

mistressdratha:

mistressdratha:

dannyaviclan:

user: tittie

tumblr: 

STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

pegsephone:

but sir that’s my emotional support strap on

bayepaye:

Sleepy boy.

baekphia:

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

bahoreal:

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

rock10zxa:

the-hx: