nemesisfang

don’t plan to marry me unless you plan to propose with this

mightyenaofficial:

becausebirds:

potty mouth bird

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

One of my favorite videos 😂

pngtrash:

x

cruciphix:

doujinshi:

cruciphix:

cruciphix:

A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭

And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…

who? the wasp?? ??? ???

Idk maybe Bee movie was rly on to smth..

nasfera2:

Earth, Wind & Fire – September

beatlemeat:

beatlemeat:

madamanxiety:

“Wow you’re so mature for your age”

Thanks, it was the trauma

amandafelloffthebus:

memes-r-memes:

Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on

only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey