garbagecactus:

I want to believe…

bpdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

ksubiis:

I don’t have a faq. All you need to know is that my meat is huge and i’m sexy as hell

preciousorgans:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

war-lesbian:

tilthat:

TIL In 2013, Apple banned a game called “Send Me To Heaven” which involved throwing your iPhone as high as you can. The creator wanted to deliberately destroy as many iPhones as possible.

via reddit.com

pretty stupid of apple tbh that guy was doing their job for them

oh btw you can find a similar app on Android if you want i just downloaded it i’ll share the results

level 1) my phones still alive

post cancelled mom saw me playing and gave me a lecture about not doing unnecessary things

i need to do what now

spidermanlet:

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

donnie–barko:

everyone on the internet: minecraft is such a fun and relaxing game! 🙂 anyone can play it, no matter how bad you are at video games!

me, still trapped after 5 months in my 2×4 hole in the wall with no food, no tools and mobs surrounding the only exit:

laguzmage: