lmaonade:

me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*

cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot

starsona:

wolven0ne-universe:

And this time, Toby Fox was actually there to accept it.

He looks like a fucking serial killer

vampirefangclub:

michael myers: standing outside your window about to go for the kill

you: oh hes kinda sexy

michael myers:

gaypeopletwitter: