me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing
Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life
Author: nemesisfang
u know what i miss? all the bro posts
bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts
bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro
bro one: bro
GAY LOVE IS THE MARK OF GENIUS
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying
can naruto please stop sniping my entire team
i will kill god as many times as it takes
i have befriended naruto and hes played fortnite for 595 hours
Good first date ideas:
– farming (in minecraft)
– building minecraft house together
– building minecraft village
– mining (in minecraft)
– going out on an adevnture (in minecraft)

Though you should see this. Be safe











