pyonkotchi:

Types of replies on tumblr posts

• That guy who just straight up didnt read the post and is arguing with things you didnt say
• “Why isnt anyone talking about this??? i see yall not reblogging!!!” aimed at their like, 5 followers on a 200k note post
• OP is an aphobe
• Kinky person voice: “this is just like me and daddy!” “Thats right kitten xDD” *every kink tumblr is now roleplaying on your post*
• this is me except im straight/white/cis/etc
• person who accidentally replied to the wrong post and added extremely forbidden muppets lore
• AHHHH!! DONT TOUCH MY WINGS!!! THEYRE SENSITIVE!! *Princess Fluffles wimpers and blushes while wiggling their bottom*
• Haiku bot is unfunny and also says a slur
• Fifteen layers of discourse about communisim, radical feminism, acephobia, and whether or not eating honey while vegan is moral. on your joke post about anime tits
• the guy who @s you in your own post to argue then tells you to get off their blog and threatens to call the police
• XDDDD ARE YOU HIGH OP?!?!?! WERE YOU ON DRUGS MAKING THIS?!?!?! on your only vaguely silly post
• this is just like Klance!