passiveskills:

passiveskills:

my meat can’t be beaten it’s too strong actually if anyone tried to defeat my meat in battle they should surely lose

a scoundrel once challenged me to a meat beating contest but it was unbeknownst to him that a powerful wizard placed a spell on me causing my meat to become the largest in the land as well as harder than any natural metal, stronger than any weapon a blacksmith could forge so i entertained his demand and oh the look of shock and terror when he tried to beat my meat and found it to be unbeatable still lives with me to this very day i can find no book no poem no play no form of entertainment as fufilling as the look i saw that day i swiftly dispatched him and won the contest and was heralded as a hero but fame is nothing to me though many do speak of me and my meat afterwords i went back to my humble cottage and whittled some wood glad to sit there, meat just out and proud