Today we will speedrun transphobia
upon being asked “are you a man or a woman?” you can say “actually pronouns have no gender”, skipping straight into the middle of the heated conversation which saves you three whole minutes
(purposely triggers a dysphoric episode that’s so powerful its value trips just slightly over 256 which resets back into around 5 or 6, which will let me button mash through the legal name change boss fight without dying of depression. the crowd of gamers behind me claps as I set my new name to “Final Pam”, chosen by voters with $25k behind it)